Hey Baltimore. Tell the people what we do with our books. "We just put them wherever!" Baltimore, that's exactly right. I have to say, if you're gonna just put a book wherever, make sure it's a vintage children's book about a boy named Billy and the horse that he loved. Also make sure you leave it wide open in the middle of a bike path to the page containing a precious old timey drawing of Billy and that horse. I mean, really go hard on the emotion. What's the point of just throwing any ole' book wherever if it doesn't make a few hipster bike commuters shed a single, nostalgic tear for urban literacy.
shameful
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