Thursday, 5:47pm: The Inner Harbor Barnes and Noble

In Baltimore, "just putting that right there" is not simply limited to streets and trash. No, sir. There are times when the phrase "put that wherever" can make a truly grand statement. I was purusing the international map section in B&N, and not seeing anything that would help for (surprise) Nicaragua I began to turn away. Then, there it was, blended in with maps of Mexico and Mexico City: New Mexico. I whispered a, "no way..." as I pulled back the map in front to find several more crisp New Mexico maps behind it. So, Barnes and Noble employee, have at it. Create the People's Republic of New Mexico and just put those maps wherever in that international section. Hell, mix it up even, give those Quebec maps something to worry about.